Is this the face of a person that you would buy your absorbant towels and slap choppers from? Hmmmm....me thinks not!
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ShamPowza!!!!
Did you hear about the ShamWow guy getting into a fight with his allegedly hired prostitute? Sounds like the ShamWow spokesman, Vince Shlomi, was looking for a little lovin' away from his usual jobs of selling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi who is 44 years old, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with an alleged prostitute in his South Beach $750 a night hotel room. Those ShamWow towel infomercials must really pay well. I think I am in the wrong line of work....towels for sale...towels for sale!!!! I need some lovin...towels for sale!!!! According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and ended up paying her $1,000 for straight sex....please do not confuse this with crooked sex or obtuse triangular sex.....which usually runs a person just a few more bucks. Not that I have any direct knowledge or participation in such things. It appears that when Shlomi decided that he wanted to slip Harris a little tongue action during a kiss, she must has mistaken his tongue for a piece of sushi. Harris allegedly put a death grip on Shlomi's tongue and the fight was on. In order to get Harris' to release her grip on his bloodied tongue, he decided to tenderize Harris with several punches to the face and head. After getting his tongue back from Harris' grip, Shlomi ran down to the hotels lobby, where security called the police. Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face during this 4 AM fracus with Shlomi. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants.
Is this the face of a person that you would buy your absorbant towels and slap choppers from? Hmmmm....me thinks not!
Is this the face of a person that you would buy your absorbant towels and slap choppers from? Hmmmm....me thinks not!
I Learned Something New Today
I received this email from my friend Ken Gauthier up in Canada. I had no idea that this was there built into the box. Thanks Ken....for the info and for sharing.
Email from Ken:
I can't believe it's been there all this time . I had to go into the kitchen and check this out for myself. Whoever looks at the end of your aluminum foil box? You know when you try to pull some foil out and the roll comes out of the box. Then you have to put the roll back in the box and start over.. The darn roll always comes out at the wrong time. Well, I would like to share this with you. Yesterday I went to throw out an empty Reynolds foil box and for some reason I turned it, and looked at the end of the box. And written on the end it said, Press here to lock end. Right there on the end of the box is a tab to lock the roll in place. How long has this little locking tab been there? I then looked at a generic brand of aluminum foil and it had one, too. I then looked at a box of Saran wrap and it had one too! I can't count the number of times the Saran wrap roll has jumped out, when I was trying to cover something up. I'm sharing this with my friends. I hope I'm not the only person that didn't know about this. I know you're going to go and check your boxes, so go ahead!
Email from Ken:
I can't believe it's been there all this time . I had to go into the kitchen and check this out for myself. Whoever looks at the end of your aluminum foil box? You know when you try to pull some foil out and the roll comes out of the box. Then you have to put the roll back in the box and start over.. The darn roll always comes out at the wrong time. Well, I would like to share this with you. Yesterday I went to throw out an empty Reynolds foil box and for some reason I turned it, and looked at the end of the box. And written on the end it said, Press here to lock end. Right there on the end of the box is a tab to lock the roll in place. How long has this little locking tab been there? I then looked at a generic brand of aluminum foil and it had one, too. I then looked at a box of Saran wrap and it had one too! I can't count the number of times the Saran wrap roll has jumped out, when I was trying to cover something up. I'm sharing this with my friends. I hope I'm not the only person that didn't know about this. I know you're going to go and check your boxes, so go ahead!
The Surrender
Feet running
hitting concrete
moving swiftly
trying to escape
like a stampeding herd of wild horses
pulse pounding
muscles throbbing
heart aching
then silence
giving in and giving up
weary and drained
no desire to continue
loss of will
no strength to keep going
or to keep fighting
the protective wall that I put up slowly crumbles
the cloud of dust and particles remain heavy in the air
I am now totally yours
as you always wanted
to use and abuse
to be taken advantage of
and to be taken for granted
my soul plodded and plundered
to be manipulated and molded
another you
and when finished with
cast aside and discarded
without a second glance or thought
lowly remains of a life lost and wasted
remembered only as what you created
within you own mind
not what or who I truly was
but what you made me to be
ONLY because I surrendered
hitting concrete
moving swiftly
trying to escape
like a stampeding herd of wild horses
pulse pounding
muscles throbbing
heart aching
then silence
giving in and giving up
weary and drained
no desire to continue
loss of will
no strength to keep going
or to keep fighting
the protective wall that I put up slowly crumbles
the cloud of dust and particles remain heavy in the air
I am now totally yours
as you always wanted
to use and abuse
to be taken advantage of
and to be taken for granted
my soul plodded and plundered
to be manipulated and molded
another you
and when finished with
cast aside and discarded
without a second glance or thought
lowly remains of a life lost and wasted
remembered only as what you created
within you own mind
not what or who I truly was
but what you made me to be
ONLY because I surrendered
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