When NOT To Hyphenate Your Last Name

My friend Ken Gauthier, from up in Ontario Canada, sent me the following. After reading it, I knew that I had to share it with everyone. Ken...thanks for sending me this.
WARNING...those who are offended easily should read no further.



WHEN NOT TO HYPHENATE YOUR NAME . . ..

'I don' t know, last I saw them, they ... '

Hurry, hurry .....

'The main thing I learned in College was ... '

'As soon as I get done here I'm gonna .. '

'The coroner told me that it looked like he had been hit in the head several times with a..... '

No comment.....

No comment .... really!!!

'Not only has my rear been itchin', on closer inspection I find my.... '

'It figures, right after I got my Butts-McCracken condition cleared up, now I've got an .'

'Honest Judge, I'm not really a .....'

'My Doctor told me the best way to get rid of my Aikin-Johnson was to..... '