When NOT To Hyphenate Your Last Name

My friend Ken Gauthier, from up in Ontario Canada, sent me the following. After reading it, I knew that I had to share it with everyone. Ken...thanks for sending me this.
WARNING...those who are offended easily should read no further.


'I don' t know, last I saw them, they ... '
Hurry, hurry .....
'The main thing I learned in College was ... '
'As soon as I get done here I'm gonna .. '
'The coroner told me that it looked like he had been hit in the head several times with a..... '
No comment.....
No comment .... really!!!
'Not only has my rear been itchin', on closer inspection I find my.... '
'It figures, right after I got my Butts-McCracken condition cleared up, now I've got an .'
'Honest Judge, I'm not really a .....'

'My Doctor told me the best way to get rid of my Aikin-Johnson was to..... '
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