When NOT To Hyphenate Your Last Name

My friend Ken Gauthier, from up in Ontario Canada, sent me the following. After reading it, I knew that I had to share it with everyone. Ken...thanks for sending me this.
WARNING...those who are offended easily should read no further.



WHEN NOT TO HYPHENATE YOUR NAME . . ..



'I don' t know, last I saw them, they ... '
Hurry, hurry .....
'The main thing I learned in College was ... '
'As soon as I get done here I'm gonna .. '
'The coroner told me that it looked like he had been hit in the head several times with a..... '
No comment.....
No comment .... really!!!
'Not only has my rear been itchin', on closer inspection I find my.... '
'It figures, right after I got my Butts-McCracken condition cleared up, now I've got an .'
'Honest Judge, I'm not really a .....'

'My Doctor told me the best way to get rid of my Aikin-Johnson was to..... '

4 comments:

Debbie said...

These are good! I used to work in the Graduate Office of the college I attended and some of the names were hilarious to me. Bruce Boop, Arthur Martynuska who had a Deli, and a Mr. Handfinger. See, I never forgot them! And the word verification I have to type below is rampalin... now THAT is interesting!

Barry said...

Oh I hurt! These are too funny--even more so for being real!

Frank Baron said...

Very funny! :)

2 Teach The Teacher said...

Those are too funny! You can't tell me these people never saw this. ;o)

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