Joke Of The Day

My friend, Ken Gauthier from up in Ontario Canada sent me this joke. Thanks for sharing Ken.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Killing flies" he responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 male and 2 females" he responded.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "Well three were on a beer can and the other two were on the phone."


moonshin said...

hahahaha..good one!

rainey said...

Thanks for the early morning laugh. lol

morrow said...

Cute. Although if I was a fly I would be on the beer can near the phone!

budh.aaah said...

So Glad that the report is clear Rick and thanks for the joke.
Its so hilarious that cant wait to tell it to my phone pals :)

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