A Blog Entry About Nothing

My wife has told me several times that I should write more in my blog. Usually it doesn’t really work that way for me. Usually in order for me to write something in my blog, it has to be something that I have some sort of feelings about…something that means something to me, interests me or something that moves me. I just don’t want to write any old thing and have you waste your time reading it. That would be nothing more than writing and reading blah blah blah blah blah. So this morning I woke up, to a cold windy day, with a few snow flurries flying around outside. I asked myself…. self what would you like to write about in my blog today? What could I share with everyone out there that visits my blog. Nothing came to my mind at all…maybe it was a case of writers block…I just don’t know. All I do know is that there was a blank emptiness in my head. I decided to go ahead and take a shower and maybe something to write about would come to mind. And while I was washing my hair, a light bulb came on and I had an idea. Please understand that when my light bulb turns on, at most it is pushing out 40 watts, about 465 lumens of light, and that is on my best day, while others are easily pushing 100 watts, about 1480-1600 lumens of light, on their worst day. With that being said, I decided to make a blog entry about nothing. That’s right nothing….nada…zero…zippo….the big goose egg. I decided to respectfully plagiarize an old Seinfeld show from 1992…The Pitch…the one where George thinks he can write a show for the NBC producers and the show is about nothing. So here it is…nothing fancy, nothing eloquent, nothing deep…just plain nothing at all. Thank you for sticking around this long to read this blog entry about nothing. Hopefully tomorrow I will have a better idea of a topic to write about. And if I do, wouldn’t that be something!!!

10 comments:

Barbra Joan said...

ok Rick, I loved that Seinfeld show about nothin'... thanks for reminding me HOpe V's internet gets fixed I miss her.
Barbra joan

budh.aaah said...

Well nothing isnt always empty..you have proven it Rick..

Nicole said...

I have those days. You are not alone! LOL But the best part about your Nothing blog.....it was funny. I love Seinfeld and I remember that episode. :)

Anonymous said...

Ahaha, that was... useless lol

Anonymous said...

it happens....still u could out there to pass your time...as Brad Paisley sings"and i love the fish"..loved to drop in.

Anonymous said...

wow Rick, I have tried to write about nothing, and its like the puter runs out of ink, the screen stays blank!!!
You on the other hand, wrote a complete blog on nothing and actually made it interesting!
God I wish I was talented........

♥ Kathy said...

LOL

Well, that Seinfeld was one of my favorite episodes so I guess I like stuff about nothing! I love your blog (again, I'm so glad I got you back) and would read it even if all you ever posted was nothing posts. I have a total of 603 posts at the moment (add 3 for today) between my 3 blogs and I'm sure there are TONS of nothing posts! :)

Tanna said...

LOL!

Toni said...

Nothing is sometimes a really good mental place to be in. Enjoy it while it lasts, there, Maestro.

J9 said...

You could try Plinky. I haven't yet tried it, but on a day I feel the need to write and have nothing handy, that's where I'll go.

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