Joke Of The Day

My friend, Ken Gauthier from up in Ontario Canada sent me this joke. Thanks for sharing Ken.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"Killing flies" he responded.
"Oh! Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 male and 2 females" he responded.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "Well three were on a beer can and the other two were on the phone."
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4 comments:

  1. moonshinApril 17, 2009 at 7:34 AM

    hahahaha..good one!

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  2. raineyApril 17, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    Thanks for the early morning laugh. lol

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  3. morrowApril 17, 2009 at 9:04 AM

    Cute. Although if I was a fly I would be on the beer can near the phone!

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  4. budh.aaahApril 18, 2009 at 5:32 AM

    So Glad that the report is clear Rick and thanks for the joke.
    Its so hilarious that cant wait to tell it to my phone pals :)

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