Friday, February 6, 2009

Is KKK the new C Cup? I Sure Hope Not!!!

A Houston woman, Sheyla Hershey, 28 years old is going for the worlds record for the biggest breasts. According to Guinness World Records, the current record for the worlds largest breasts goes to ....drumroll mistro.....a porn star by the name of Maxi Mounds...duhhhhh who wooda thunk that. Originally Guinness did not have a catagory for the largest breast implants until Ms. Mounds plopped her 36MMM, 20 pound implants (each one) into the Guinness ring. Now back to Ms. Hershey who is trying to fill her way into the Guinness record books. Mrs. Hershey has had 11 breast augmentation surgeries since 2001. All of which have been performed in Brazil. Mrs. Hershey can't get the implants done in the U.S. because she is already over the maximum allowable size as regulated by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. The FDA can keep track of ladies breasts size but can't do squat when it comes to tainted peanuts and peanut butter. I apologize for my digression. Currently Mrs. Hersheys breasts are at the 38KKK mark and she claims Brazils equivilant to the Guinness Wolrd Record. Now I am not a rocket scientist nor am I an expert on all things mammary BUT I have played a little poker in the past and I am sure that 3 Ms beat out 3 Ks all the time. And just for the for record...I might be a somewhat typical male but neither of these sizes appeal to me. I might prefer large breast but I don't want to have to use 2 weeks of vacation time just to circumnavigate a pair of MMMs. I just wanted to set the record straight on that point. What is really sad is that these women will only be remembered for
their breast size, not for who they are as human beings.
Below is Maxi Mounds

This is Sheyla Hershey
This is both of them in 40 years

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